I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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