All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
What drink are we having for lunch?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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