i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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