After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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