im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Randomize
