I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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