you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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