he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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