lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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