Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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