u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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