Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
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and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
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We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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