is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
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So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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