u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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