I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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