But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Nicole vs. Life
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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