Whod you bang
a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
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dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
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