Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
