so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
do herpes really smell.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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