he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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