My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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