idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
