Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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