It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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