At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
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I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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