Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Randomize
