yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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