"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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