guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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