im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
