Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
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Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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