There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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