i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
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I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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