I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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