i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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