nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
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My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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