How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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