the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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