Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
