I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
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It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
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Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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