So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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