Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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