I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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