I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
bring money and cleavage
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
There's even glitter on my cock...
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