Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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