She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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