I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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