I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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