Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
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i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
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