Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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