Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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