I want to stick my p in your. b.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
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