I'd wear matching sweaters with you
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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