Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
